Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program
A short 21-day group journey to lose weight, gain energy, get educated, & feel amazing!
Next Program Dates:
September 7 – September 27, 2019
What’s this Sassy Program About?
The Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program is a foundational reset that delivers serious results, and inspires long-term lifestyle changes for health. This popular 21-day cleanse program is designed to support the body’s natural ability to heal, recalibrate, and rejuvenate. The clinical and peer support that you will experience is both unparalleled and empowering. The group experience and support makes your Body Sass® Cleanse experience even better!
Your 21-day cleanse journey has been designed by a clinical nutritionist (moi) to work symbiotically with the body’s biochemistry. It encourages your body to release toxic burden via the powerful combination of fresh whole foods, nutrient-dense shakes, and high-quality, whole-food supplements. The program was created to accommodate a busy schedule while providing all the tools, information, and support for your success. The effect is transformative, and you’ll never be hungry. Jump-start your health and launch into a healthier eating lifestyle!
Removing common dietary allergens and reducing toxic load allows your physiology to focus on rebalancing and healing.
Beautiful foods and plenty of clean water provide hydration, phytochemicals, minerals, vitamins, and healthy fats to fortify and rebuild your body.
Understanding your body, and what makes it feel healthy and vibrant, will empower you to make lasting change in your lifestyle choices.
Each Body Sass® Cleanse journey is unique, so I cannot tell you exactly what you will experience. I’m far too experienced in bio-individuality to be silly enough to predict what your body will do. However, over many years of guiding thousands through this process, these are some of the most common experiences:
- Weight loss
- Improved mental acuity and focus
- Dramatically improved lipid profiles
- Dramatically reduced blood glucose readings (Type II diabetes marker)
- Reduction, or elimination, of headaches & migraines
- Improved digestion and reduced bloating
- Significant mood leveling
- Vastly improved energy, often with elimination of the “mid-afternoon slump”
- Reduced hormonal symptoms due to endocrine re-balancing
- Reduced blood pressure
- Noticeable improvement in skin appearance
- Discovery of hidden food sensitivities
- Better libido
- Improved sleep experience
The Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program is a fully-supported, professionally created & guided Program. You’re in good hands and will experience world-class support in this health program:
- Pre-cleanse education & support
- Best-practices Body Sass® Cleanse Guidebook with 56 pages of clear guidelines, support & education
- Food Sass® for Body Sass® Cleanse Recipe Book with 35 pages of fantabulous recipes. Mmm.
- High-quality Standard Process & Medi-Herb supplements and shake powders, shipped to your door
- Video education and support, that you can access at any time during your Program
- Daily support emails with instructions, reminders, and recipes
- Private Body Sass® Cleanse Facebook group providing daily peer support and clinical guidance
- Access to professional support for issues & questions
- Program is dairy-free, vegetarian, and largely gluten-free
(clinically GF program option is available for those with Celiac)
I’m sure you’re excited to learn more and I have options for you
Sassy Cleanse Mojo
Check out “Sassy Cleanse Mojo” for more education, steps you can take at home, and more details about the Body Sass® Cleanse Program.
Your Body Sass® Cleanse Journey
Download “Your Body Sass® Cleanse Journey” for program details and supplement information.
Organic: To Buy or Not to Buy
Download “Organic: To Buy or Not to Buy” to help reduce toxic intake while saving money.
What’s the Word on the Street?
Client experiences say it the best. This sampling of love notes are unsolicited testimonials sent to me after a completed Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program. Your story is next!
My husband and I had some less than stellar blood work results come back, which prompted us to take part in Laurie’s three-week Body Sass® Cleanse Program. What a revelation! Not only did the program expand our horizons around delicious and good-for-you foods, but the impact on our blood work and our sense of well-being was nothing short of astounding.
Between the two of us our cholesterol dropped 75 points, our blood sugar returned to normal, our energy levels increased dramatically, our skin looks 10 years younger, and our doctor was so impressed that she decided to embark on the Body Sass® Cleanse herself.
Additionally, during our Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program, Laurie exposed many untruths around what is truly good for you and what’s not. We are thrilled with our results and with Laurie’s educational, supportive, and understanding approach. I can honestly say that I can’t imagine going back to the way we used to eat. We’ll do this program again and again, and recommend it to everyone who will listen!Michaela is Thrilled
We did great on Laurie’s Body Sass® Cleanse Program! I lost 20 pounds and my wife lost about 15 pounds. We are still eating much healthier, mostly organics, and still using shakes. I quit caffeine, alcohol, and also Prilosec! I am clear-headed and have loads of energy. I recharge faster and can feel chi flow clearer as well. I sleep well and both our moods are much better with others, and with each other. I experienced no loss of muscle mass, based on my combat and free running abilities as a triple black belt martial arts instructor. Still losing weight, about a third a pound day roughly. Two thumbs up! We’ll do this again and again.Josh and Kiersten are Stoked
I am a 61-year-old male who came to Laurie’s programs dejected and concerned after a recent trip to my doctor. High cholesterol, high blood sugar, overweight, and starting to feel “old.” I started with Laurie’s 3-week Body Sass® Cleanse Program and WOW what a great launchpad that proved to be. I lost 17 pounds, my total cholesterol dropped 93 points, and my blood sugar left the “red zone.” I am enjoying my even energy throughout the day, better sleep, and fewer headaches. I still have work to do, but this program is a winning way to jumpstart a ‘health journey’, as Laurie calls it. I highly recommend Laurie’s work and programs.Richard Feels Like New
The Body Sass® Cleanse provided the path for our return to eating and drinking healthy. It’s so easy to revert back to bad habits and forget that feeling weighed down and tired from unhealthy living shouldn’t be the norm. Life is much too short to settle for anything less than waking up feeling great, and having enough energy to make it through the day without feeling exhausted. This Program was a game-changer for us. Sarah and I are cooking more together, and making better choices when we eat out. Laurie’s programs are both thorough and inspiring.Tim and Sarah Feel Renewed
What will I be eating?
Plenty of nutritious & delicious food! Vegetables, fruits, select starches, healthy fats, seeds, and clean poultry and fish will be nourishing you. The complete removal of all grains, dairy, caffeine, sugar, soy, and alcohol will allow for rebuilding and rebalancing.
What if I have a question?
As a program participant, you will not wait for longer than 24 hours for an answer, and it’s often much quicker!
Are there any medical constraints to participating in the Body Sass® Cleanse?
You should not embark on this program if you are pregnant, undergoing chemotherapy or radiation, have liver disease, are on medications for bipolar disorder, or are under the age of 18. If you have a food allergy, please send an email to confirm that this program is right for you.
What if I am taking prescription medications?
If you are taking medications that require physiological levels to be carefully controlled, you should speak to your physician before embarking on this program.
Will I be hungry?
Absolutely not. One of the tenants of this program is that you must eat every 3-5 hours. This is not about deprivation; it’s about indulging in nourishment!
What if I still have questions about whether the Body Sass® Cleanse is right for me?
I’d love to hear from you! Please email me or reach me by phone at 508-769-2636.
Food for Thought (pun intended!)
The food we eat builds our body, every day, for better or for worse. Truly. When Hippocrates said “Let food by thy medicine and let medicine by thy food”, he was SPOT ON. Thousands of years later, the science of epigenetics clearly shows that he was right. Industrialized food makes us sick. Whole foods make us well. ‘Nough said.
Your experience in the Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program will encourage you to make changes for health, not because you think you SHOULD, but instead because you WANT to. That’s a game-changer.
What’s the Bottom Line?
This is a powerful program. Nothing creates foundational change like experiential learning. Removing toxins from your food choices and nourishing your body educates you on how vibrant you can feel, and inspires you to create lasting changes for health. Build health, and become empowered from the inside out!
Value: over $670
Savings: over $273!
Stuff My Lawyer Made Me Add…
Laurie Warren is a (very enthusiastic) clinical nutritionist who provides her clients advice, counseling, training and education, so that they may build their own health through the effective use of lifestyle modification, pollution avoidance, clean air, pure water, proper foods, rest, exercise, meditation, goal orientation, positive mental attitudes, stress reduction techniques, and adjustment of factors affecting over-all health.
Laurie Warren is NOT a licensed medical doctor. You should seek advice from a licensed physician for any medical concerns, diagnosis, treatment or monitoring of any disease, medical or health condition, as these services are beyond the scope of any clinical nutritionist. You should seek the advice of a qualified licensed physician before embarking on the Body Sass® Cleanse Group Program.